Saturday, August 28, 2004
My name is .... Zell....Zell Rock....nah
Sen. Zell Miller (D) from Georgia on Kid Rock and the Super Bowl
"Does any responsible adult ever listen to the words of this rap-crap? I'd quote you some of it, but the Sergeant of Arms would throw me out of here, as well he should. And then there was that prancing, dancing, strutting, rutting guy evidently suffering from jock itch because he kept yelling and grabbing his crotch. But then, maybe there's a crotch grabbing culture I've unaware of.
"But as bad as all this was, the thing that yanked my chain the hardest was seeing that ignoramus with his pointed head stuck up through a hole he had cut in the flag of the United States of America, screaming about having 'a bottle of scotch and watching lots of crotch.' Think about that.
"This is the same flag that we pledge allegiance to. This is the flag that is draped over coffins of dead young uniformed warriors killed while protecting Kid Crock's bony butt. He should be tarred and feathered, and ridden out of this country on a rail. Talk about a good reality show, there's one for you.”
- Delivered to the Floor of the US Senate
YeeeHaw! [YeeHaw added]
Maybe Old Zell wouldnt be so hard on Kid Rock if he knew Kid was going on tour with Uncle Kracker - Zell has got to be a fan of crackers.
¶ 2:34 AM
"Does any responsible adult ever listen to the words of this rap-crap? I'd quote you some of it, but the Sergeant of Arms would throw me out of here, as well he should. And then there was that prancing, dancing, strutting, rutting guy evidently suffering from jock itch because he kept yelling and grabbing his crotch. But then, maybe there's a crotch grabbing culture I've unaware of.
"But as bad as all this was, the thing that yanked my chain the hardest was seeing that ignoramus with his pointed head stuck up through a hole he had cut in the flag of the United States of America, screaming about having 'a bottle of scotch and watching lots of crotch.' Think about that.
"This is the same flag that we pledge allegiance to. This is the flag that is draped over coffins of dead young uniformed warriors killed while protecting Kid Crock's bony butt. He should be tarred and feathered, and ridden out of this country on a rail. Talk about a good reality show, there's one for you.”
- Delivered to the Floor of the US Senate
YeeeHaw! [YeeHaw added]
Maybe Old Zell wouldnt be so hard on Kid Rock if he knew Kid was going on tour with Uncle Kracker - Zell has got to be a fan of crackers.
¶ 2:34 AM
