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Monday, August 23, 2004
  new fangled technology

I tried this “electronic mail” new fangled technology today and…

It must be my lucky day!

“Electronic mail” is amazing – I just wish I could shut my computer off at night and still have it come in. I feel bad for whoever has to deliver it all.

Here’s why it’s my lucky day…

I got an email from the advisor to the widow of a late dictator in Nigeria who has $35,000,000 in an account and… get this… he wants ME to accept the money here and he'll give me $5 million as a finders fee! He didn’t have very good spelling but his email is with hotmail so he must be legit. I can’t wait to spend my $5 Mil!

As if that wasn’t enough, I got this email:
“Hi, I’m Amber, I am a local college girl, I saw you in the chat room and I am hot thinking about you, come visit my webcam”
Wow – I must have made quite an impression that she wants ME to visit her webcam, especially since the last chatroom I went in was like 1996 but that’s okay she says she’s HOT.

I also got an email from someone saying that I can get free Vi8gra! I am not sure if its related to Viagra but there is no prescription needed so, why not.- What great news from the information superhighway!

I knew this was my lucky day.

Then I found out the bad news from some really smart computer friends: these “electronic mails” were random and that the senders send out DOZENS of them. (I don’t know how they type that many addresses.)

Apparently it’s called “SPAM”

I wish someone would email me and say “we can help block spam”

Anyway, I still feel glad about this “electronic mail” thing. Especially since our lazy ass postal workers won’t deliver if we get one inch of snow.

Information superhighway here we come!
 
Comments:
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I even bought the film Avatar for a SMS to http://rsskino.ru/kinofilm/avatar.html , the link was, but download fails, the system will boot quite strange cocoa something.
Men, advise where to normal as quickly download film avatar?
 
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