Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Cat Stevens is Leavin' on a Jet Plane (...to Guantanamo)
Pop star and peace activist, Cat Stevens, known for dangerous, subversive songs like "I love my Dog" and "Father and Son" was denied entry to the USA yesterday on what the Bush's Department of Homeland Security calls "national security grounds".
Years ago Stevens converted to Islam, changing his name to Yusef Islam. He often condemned terrorism and was a critic of the Iraq invasion.
In 2001, his songs "Peace Train" and "Morning has Broken" were placed on the infamous Clear Channel Banned List and directed to thousands of radio stations.
An exclusive analysis of one song by the forensic lyric team at CSI Brumax found disturbing clues in the second verse that somehow went unnoticed since the 1970s:
Years ago Stevens converted to Islam, changing his name to Yusef Islam. He often condemned terrorism and was a critic of the Iraq invasion.
In 2001, his songs "Peace Train" and "Morning has Broken" were placed on the infamous Clear Channel Banned List and directed to thousands of radio stations.
An exclusive analysis of one song by the forensic lyric team at CSI Brumax found disturbing clues in the second verse that somehow went unnoticed since the 1970s:
Father and Son (aka I'm gonna bomb you), by Cat Stevens (aka scary hippie)
It's not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry.
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.
Islam is scary, its different, I hate infidels
I have a bomb in my suitcase that looks like a DVD.
Not all Muslims are evil but I am, just look, I have a beard.
It's not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry.
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.
Islam is scary, its different, I hate infidels
I have a bomb in my suitcase that looks like a DVD.
Not all Muslims are evil but I am, just look, I have a beard.
There you have it! Shocking evidence that this seemingly peaceful singer is a true national security threat.
Kudos to the Department of Homeland security for stopping him before he came here and polluted our ears with his IDEAS.
Hopefully they will get Bob Dylan next, after all he helped that Hurricane Carter dude get out of jail when he was obviously guilty, I mean look at him, he's black!
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