Wednesday, September 08, 2004
I have the real truth about Kerry!
GW Bush is a HERO!! 
This war with Iraq is so cool with all the bombs and everything-
The truth about Coward Kerry that all you liberals don't want to hear is that he went to Vietnam to avoid service in the Alabama Air National Guard!! (source: the Onion)
These sissies out there in the so called "war" in Vietnam while our fearless Commander in Chief George Bush II was in the National Guard protecting our own country!
Kerry was clearly afraid he would have to serve in the Air National Guard and so he skipped off to Vietnam - what a liberal coward! Bush is a hero like his dad who was in the CIA! (The CIA is cool!) Serving in the National Guard is TOUGH! Dan Qualye served in the guard and so did Tom Selleck and he played Magnum PI!
Who dealt with the Blizzard of ‘78? The National Guard that's who - not screwing around in Vietnam smoking dope and chasing one guy named Charlie. Bush is the hero here, Kerry is nothing but a coward!
So Kerry got shot a few times - he is obviously faking! Kerry crumbled a TV dinner aluminum wrapper, put it in his leg and called it "shrapnel." As for bronze and silver stars - big deal! Bush was a pilot!!! So his plane was obsolete- he was still a pilot!!! Did Tom Cruise yammer about his "medals" in Top Gun?! No! Medals don’t matter - cool stuff like bombs and guns matter and Bush rocks with that!!
Like when he flew to the Aircraft carrier and said "mission accomplished" that was cool!! I feel safer now - even though he never caught Bin Laden who attacked us on 9-11 - he got Saddam and that’s cool!
As for the year that Bush was missing or AWOL from the guard - obviously he was on a SECRET MISSION - duh! I mean hello---- he’s the only world leader who wears a military uniform (other than Noriega, Quadaffi and Saddam) so he MUST have been on a secret mission. More evidence that all liberals are liars!!
What’s up with this guy who Kerry pulled out of the water during a fire fight and saved his life? Big deal!! Bush maybe saved dozens of people's lives while in the Alabama National Guard he just doesn’t brag and brag about it.
After his Vietnam vacation Kerry had the nerve to criticize it!! Everyone knows that Vietnam was COOL!! What’s there to criticize? Look at all the cool Vietnam movies! He thinks he can complain just cause "he was there" - what about my movies you liberal Boston whiny baby! Kerry’s wrong - we should have stayed forever! Bush’s patriot act is right- people shouldn’t speak out like that. Who does Kerry think he is?
So what if Gen. Wes Clark, Adm. Stansfield Turner, two Chairs of the Joint Chiefs and other military leaders support Kerry - Clark probably lied to get those stars!! Bush is the hero and war is cool!!! The Iraq War is especially cool because the people are different and not that far away from those who actually attacked us on 9-11. Afghanistan and Bin Laden- are only like 1000 miles away from Iraq- that’s closer than Denver to Mexico and look how similar those two places are!! Iraq is practically Bin Laden’s neighbor – if that’s not a reason to invade what is? Not only that, it’s cool!!! Just look at all those rockets and bombs! Saddam might have invaded US if we didn’t invade him first.
As for the Halliburton contracts you liberal babies keep whining about -firstly, its only $7 billion dollars - Bill Gates has way more than that - that’s only $10,000 each from 700,000 people - heck John Coward Kerry and his rich friends have that much. Where else it gonna go? Schools? Save the animals? Secondly- it’s a coincidence that Halliburton got the contract when Dick Cheney worked for them and owns $43 million worth of stock options. When has anyone been dishonest for a measly $43 million? Puleeze! You could end up with a no bid contract at your company tomorrow. Thirdly, the war is cool.
Bush did NOT get where he is because his dad was the president- he was the smartest and bravest and best one in the whole country for the job- if his dad was a mill worker he'd still be the president because greatness rises to the top.
Did the founding fathers want disagreeing with our Commander?! No!! They envisioned an America where you agree with the president, period! What’s with this two party liberal debate whining crap you unpatriotic hippies!? If you don’t like it leave!
Go Bush / Cheney 04!!
¶ 1:59 PM
This war with Iraq is so cool with all the bombs and everything-
The truth about Coward Kerry that all you liberals don't want to hear is that he went to Vietnam to avoid service in the Alabama Air National Guard!! (source: the Onion)
These sissies out there in the so called "war" in Vietnam while our fearless Commander in Chief George Bush II was in the National Guard protecting our own country!
Kerry was clearly afraid he would have to serve in the Air National Guard and so he skipped off to Vietnam - what a liberal coward! Bush is a hero like his dad who was in the CIA! (The CIA is cool!) Serving in the National Guard is TOUGH! Dan Qualye served in the guard and so did Tom Selleck and he played Magnum PI!
Who dealt with the Blizzard of ‘78? The National Guard that's who - not screwing around in Vietnam smoking dope and chasing one guy named Charlie. Bush is the hero here, Kerry is nothing but a coward!
So Kerry got shot a few times - he is obviously faking! Kerry crumbled a TV dinner aluminum wrapper, put it in his leg and called it "shrapnel." As for bronze and silver stars - big deal! Bush was a pilot!!! So his plane was obsolete- he was still a pilot!!! Did Tom Cruise yammer about his "medals" in Top Gun?! No! Medals don’t matter - cool stuff like bombs and guns matter and Bush rocks with that!!
Like when he flew to the Aircraft carrier and said "mission accomplished" that was cool!! I feel safer now - even though he never caught Bin Laden who attacked us on 9-11 - he got Saddam and that’s cool!
As for the year that Bush was missing or AWOL from the guard - obviously he was on a SECRET MISSION - duh! I mean hello---- he’s the only world leader who wears a military uniform (other than Noriega, Quadaffi and Saddam) so he MUST have been on a secret mission. More evidence that all liberals are liars!!
What’s up with this guy who Kerry pulled out of the water during a fire fight and saved his life? Big deal!! Bush maybe saved dozens of people's lives while in the Alabama National Guard he just doesn’t brag and brag about it.
After his Vietnam vacation Kerry had the nerve to criticize it!! Everyone knows that Vietnam was COOL!! What’s there to criticize? Look at all the cool Vietnam movies! He thinks he can complain just cause "he was there" - what about my movies you liberal Boston whiny baby! Kerry’s wrong - we should have stayed forever! Bush’s patriot act is right- people shouldn’t speak out like that. Who does Kerry think he is?
So what if Gen. Wes Clark, Adm. Stansfield Turner, two Chairs of the Joint Chiefs and other military leaders support Kerry - Clark probably lied to get those stars!! Bush is the hero and war is cool!!! The Iraq War is especially cool because the people are different and not that far away from those who actually attacked us on 9-11. Afghanistan and Bin Laden- are only like 1000 miles away from Iraq- that’s closer than Denver to Mexico and look how similar those two places are!! Iraq is practically Bin Laden’s neighbor – if that’s not a reason to invade what is? Not only that, it’s cool!!! Just look at all those rockets and bombs! Saddam might have invaded US if we didn’t invade him first.
As for the Halliburton contracts you liberal babies keep whining about -firstly, its only $7 billion dollars - Bill Gates has way more than that - that’s only $10,000 each from 700,000 people - heck John Coward Kerry and his rich friends have that much. Where else it gonna go? Schools? Save the animals? Secondly- it’s a coincidence that Halliburton got the contract when Dick Cheney worked for them and owns $43 million worth of stock options. When has anyone been dishonest for a measly $43 million? Puleeze! You could end up with a no bid contract at your company tomorrow. Thirdly, the war is cool.
Bush did NOT get where he is because his dad was the president- he was the smartest and bravest and best one in the whole country for the job- if his dad was a mill worker he'd still be the president because greatness rises to the top.
Did the founding fathers want disagreeing with our Commander?! No!! They envisioned an America where you agree with the president, period! What’s with this two party liberal debate whining crap you unpatriotic hippies!? If you don’t like it leave!
Go Bush / Cheney 04!!
¶ 1:59 PM
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Bruce,
You better watch out with that "sarcasm" crap. Before you know it, Ann Coulter is going to be quoting you, as she bashes those liberal weenies, or whatever she calls me.
-Bart
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You better watch out with that "sarcasm" crap. Before you know it, Ann Coulter is going to be quoting you, as she bashes those liberal weenies, or whatever she calls me.
-Bart
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