Britney Spears versus REM in Calculus
The importance of this election has caused all kinds of celebrities to state thier support for a candidate. To help you better decide, the Brumax education department has provided the following list of music stars and thier IQs.
Bush supporters :
Clint Black, IQ: 75
Brooks and Dunn, IQ: 75
The Gatlin Brothers, IQ: 80
Reba McIntyre, IQ: 85
Kid Rock, IQ: 90*
Britney Spears, IQ: 69
Lee Ann Womack, IQ: 75
Kerry Supporters:
Bruce Springsteen, IQ: 120
Dave Matthews Band, IQ: 135
The Dixie Chicks, IQ: 110
John Mellencamp, IQ: 110
Pearl Jam, IQ: 130
Bonnie Raitt, IQ: 110
R.E.M., IQ: 140
James Taylor, IQ: 130
TOTALS: Average Celebrity IQ, Bush Supporters: 78 Kerry Supporters: 123
Kerry wins! Go out and vote on Nov 2!!!
In order to remain fair and unbiased we did not include Jack Black who is an excellent musician because he is primarily known as an actor. Jack Black could have boosted the score for Kerry even more.
*Note: Kid Rock is very talented and his IQ was well over 120 before he endorsed Bush- this is not political bias against Bush because Britney Spears IQ was estimated to be below the 55 range before she decided to make a political statement, this action boosted her by over 15 points!