the Loser's Mantra
"Well, I went to Vegas and lost $2000, BUT I HAD FUN"
LOSER!
If you think sitting at a table at 2 am losing $2000 is FUN you need to get out more. Casinos are for idiots.
Anyone who thinks that the "fun" of losing money is comparable to any kind of actual fun simply doesnt know how to party.
For the extra slow, heres the math:
Save $200 on hotel room, $100 on flight and get 3 free rubber chicken buffets worth $30 each = equalls only like $1000 in savings (I dont have my calculator) so if you lose $2000 gambling you are still $1000 behind. GET IT?
CASINOS ARE FOR LOSERS.